Yo Mama – Jokes list part 2:
Yo momma so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama glasses are so thick – when i take a look on a map through them, i can see people waving.
Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars,
everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it ..
Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
Yo mama’s so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.
Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama’s so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines ’til yo mama bounced on one.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama so dumb, she plays pool in her bathing suit.
Yo mama so bad at directions, when she saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.