I found a neat list of Yo Mama Jokes recently … some of them are more than laggy but sure an amusement to read through.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so scatterbrained, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”
Yo mama so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so scary, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so silly, I saw her in a tree talking about how she was the branch manager.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so silly, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so literal, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Yo mama so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama’s so food obsessed, she created a Gmail account just so she could get the spam.
Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.
Yo mama’s so loud, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, “Get the hell off me!”
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.