The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. – “What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer. – “I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man. – “Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, „who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!” – The man sighs, “my wife.”
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