.. Cooking yes – but what ?

Joke of the Day

Today I decided to go visit my childhood home.
I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic,
but they refused and slammed the door on my face.
.. My parents are the worst.

Joke of the Day

The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. – “What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer. – “I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man. – “Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, „who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!” – The man sighs, “my wife.”

Joke of the Day

Two grandmas, Agnes and Esme, are meeting at a café.
They’re having a nice chat over cake and coffee when suddenly Agnes remarks, “Um, Esme, you seem to have a suppository in your left ear…”
Esme is surprised and fishes the suppository out of her ear, looks at it for a while and sighs, “Well I guess I know where to find my hearing aid then.”