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Yo Mama<\/strong> – Jokes list part 2:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama glasses are so thick – when i take a look on a map through them, i can see people waving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars,
everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so fat, her car has stretch marks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines ’til yo mama bounced on one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so dumb, she plays pool in her bathing suit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so bad at directions, when she saw the \u201cDisneyland left\u201d sign, she went home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yo Mama – Jokes list part 2: Yo momma so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo mama glasses are so thick – when i take a look on a map through them, i can see people waving. Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the … <\/p>\n

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