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I found a neat list of Yo Mama<\/strong> Jokes recently … some of them are more than laggy but sure an amusement to read through.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so scatterbrained, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so literal, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said \u201cconcentrate.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so scary, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so silly, I saw her in a tree talking about how she was the branch manager.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so silly, she thought Dunkin\u2019 Donuts was a basketball team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so literal, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver\u2019s license.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama\u2019s so food obsessed, she created a Gmail account just so she could get the spam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama\u2019s so loud, she speaks in surround sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, “Get the hell off me!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I found a neat list of Yo Mama Jokes recently … some of them are more than laggy but sure an amusement to read through. Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. Yo mama’s so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good … <\/p>\n

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