What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fssshh.
10 Most Unusual Vehicles
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Joke of the Day
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
.. Probably why I got run over.
Drawing Quickly and Effectively
Joke of the Day
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over …
Abraham Laboriel tries out his new Wyn Fretless
Joke of the Day
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
“Graaaaaaaains!”
Joke of the Day
Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in …
Rhythm Roulette: 9th Wonder | Mass Appeal
Joke of the Day
How do you feel when there’s no coffee?
Depresso.
Dancing Santa Claus on Street
Joke of the Day
A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
Yum Yum » Salad
Throw your mixed Salad (Carrots, Corn) in my case with some Onions into a Pan .. 
When the Salad starts to sob (beg 4 more) wait an additional minute and mix an egg under and sprinkle cheese over .. 
Depending whether you will have a crunchy Salad or Cheese .. Yummy Yummy
Joke of the Day
Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”