I’d love to know how the Earth rotates.
It would totally make my day!
Joke of the Day
Three guys walk into a bar.
They all said, ouch!
Joke of the Day
I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig.
The poem may not be beautiful, but it’s supposably very deep!
Joke of the Day
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
He’s all right now.
Joke of the Day
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Joke of the Day
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Joke of the Day
What did the finger say to the thumb?
I’m in glove with you.
Joke of the Day
I’m thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Joke of the Day
I went camping this year ..
Man – that trip was so in tents !
Joke of the Day
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
It was about a weak back!