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At an interview: “So you’d be starting off at 20 000, but later on it can go up to 40 000.” “Excellent, I’ll start later on.”

Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair? – Wife: Michael, I’m over here!

Years ago, I threw away a boomerang really hard. I’ve live in constant fear since..

Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far! – Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!

I’d like to have kids one day.
I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained.
“We don’t even tell them they’re going to die ..”

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.