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What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
“Oh sheet!”

Ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s time-consuming.

What streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends !

What did the elephant ask the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?

I watched hockey before it was cool.
They were basically swimming.

What’s green, fuzzy, and would hurt if it fell on you out of a tree?
A pool table.

One lung said to another…
we be-lung together!

Where did the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.

What’s the award for being best dentist?
A little plaque.