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We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there.
Yesterday for example I got a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was “Michael”.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
.. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
.. She still isn’t talking to me.

Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.

Can February March?
No, but April May can!

What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!

Knock, knock …
» Who’s there?
« Wooden shoe.
» Wooden shoe who?
« Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought…
“That’s the last thing I need!”

I became a vegetarian.
Huge missed-steak!

I used to wonder why Frisbees looked bigger the closer they came…
And then it hit me!