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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!

Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
It’s making headlines.

Why do ants not get sick?
They have anty-bodies.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his front door.
He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

I waited all night to see where the sun would rise…
…And then it dawned on me.

Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.