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I hate Russian dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.

How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation.
– Never again.

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs?
‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!

What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Its butt.

Have you heard of the band 923 Megabytes?
Probably not, they haven’t had a gig yet.

What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

I’d love to know how the Earth rotates.
It would totally make my day!

Three guys walk into a bar.
They all said, ouch!