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I have a few jokes about unemployed people…
But none of them work!

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!

Coffee has a rough time in our house.
It gets mugged every single morning!

What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!

Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
A stick.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener.