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I’m not a big fan of stairs ..
They’re always up to something.

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.

What rhymes with orange ?
.. No it doesn’t.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.

There are three types of people in the world.
Those of us who are good at math, and those of us who aren’t.

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.